Signs and words around Springfield

Allied Biscuit

The number one cracker factory in town went into a tie for sixth with TableTime and Allied Biscuit.

Southern Cracker

The dryyyyyy cracker

Maison Derriere

Pool Sharks

Where the buyer is our chum!

Special Report

Only you can prevent “ax-idents”

It's time to put you away.... put you away for good!

School of Hard Knockers

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I hope nothing unsavoury happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States.

Baron von Costume’s Deluxe Disguise Kit

You leave that to the Baron and me.

Farmer Homer’s Sweet Sweet Sugar

I found five hundred pounds of sugar, in the forest, that I'm going to sell directly to the consumer. All for a low, low price of one dollar per pound!

Santos L. Halper

Who, or what is Santos L. Halper?

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We’ll spray her with the hose…

…soaking her from head to toe, leaving us relatively dry.

Relatively?

Well, there’s bound to be some splash back.

Bart, getting her wet won’t help me win the contest.

Well, we could just sabotage her dioramma, humiliating her in front of the students and faculty.

Perfect!

Leaving her primed for the most dramatic hose soaking of her life!

Enough with the hose!