Prepare yourself for the bloody mayhem and carnage of Paint Your Wagon!

With blood I bet!

That's a pretty sorry lookin' wagon you got there Mister.

I reckon it could use a coat of paint…

Well, what are we waitin’ for?

Gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it good, we aint braggin’, we’re gonna coat that wood!

Why aren’t they killing each other? Wait, wait, here comes Lee Marvin, he’s always drunk and violent!

We're just painting a wagon - you got a problem with that?

As a matter of fact I do: you missed a spot.

Well, grab a brush and join in!

Gonna use oil-based paint, cos this wood is pine.

Who knew that Lee Marvin could do such marvellous splits?

He’s so dreamy…