Something was said… not good

What was it? “Don’t yell at Homer!” – no that’s okay… What was it? Slow! They called you slow!

How dare you call me that!

Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow!

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Marriage is a lot like an orange…

First you have the skin…

...then the sweet, sweet innards.

If I wanted to see a man eating an orange, I would have taken the orange-eating class!

The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage...

Just eat the damn oranges!