The number one cracker factory in town went into a tie for sixth with TableTime and Allied Biscuit.
The dryyyyyy cracker
Where the buyer is our chum!
Only you can prevent “ax-idents”
It's time to put you away.... put you away for good!
School of Hard Knockers
I hope nothing unsavoury happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States.
Baron von Costume’s Deluxe Disguise Kit
You leave that to the Baron and me.
Farmer Homer’s Sweet Sweet Sugar
I found five hundred pounds of sugar, in the forest, that I'm going to sell directly to the consumer. All for a low, low price of one dollar per pound!
Santos L. Halper
Who, or what is Santos L. Halper?
I choose to take that literally
Yes, Bart’s a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on!
Homer! Come quick!
Bart’s given up his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!
Put a pinch of sage in your boots
And all day long a spicy scent is your reward!
And the boy he loved so dear.
They remain the best of friends for years and years and years!