I’m all out of ice cream! It’s true you know.
Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
And we got ginger ale – boiling hot Texas-style ginger ale!
The number one cracker factory in town went into a tie for sixth with TableTime and Allied Biscuit.
The dryyyyyy cracker
Where the buyer is our chum!
Only you can prevent “ax-idents”
It's time to put you away.... put you away for good!
School of Hard Knockers
I hope nothing unsavoury happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States.
Baron von Costume’s Deluxe Disguise Kit
You leave that to the Baron and me.
Farmer Homer’s Sweet Sweet Sugar
I found five hundred pounds of sugar, in the forest, that I'm going to sell directly to the consumer. All for a low, low price of one dollar per pound!
Santos L. Halper
Who, or what is Santos L. Halper?
Er, I think I left my glasses in the pool...
But you’re already wearing your glasses.
No I’m not.
Did I say leg? I meant wet bathing suit.
There has been a lack of updates because I currently look like this at the moment: