I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory

Legalised gambling is a bad idea. You can build a casino over my dead body. Blah blah blah blah blah.

Behold, the box of mystery!

Ah my beloved plant, how I miss her

Bah! To hell with this! Get my razor! Draw a bath!

And get these Kleenex boxes off my feet!

Certainly Sir. And the jars of urine?

Oh, we’ll hang onto those. Now! To the plant! We’ll take the Spruce Moose. Hop in!

But Sir-

I said: Hop in.

Oh no, he’s drugged dad!

No he hasn't!

Where’s Santa’s Little Helper?

Eh, I tied him up out back

What about that tattoo on your chest?

Doesn’t it say “Die Bart, Die”?

Oh no that's German for "The Bart, The."

No one who speaks German could be an evil man! Parole granted!

Signs and words around Springfield

Allied Biscuit

The number one cracker factory in town went into a tie for sixth with TableTime and Allied Biscuit.

Southern Cracker

The dryyyyyy cracker

Maison Derriere

Pool Sharks

Where the buyer is our chum!

Special Report

Only you can prevent “ax-idents”

It's time to put you away.... put you away for good!

School of Hard Knockers

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I hope nothing unsavoury happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States.

Baron von Costume’s Deluxe Disguise Kit

You leave that to the Baron and me.

Farmer Homer’s Sweet Sweet Sugar

I found five hundred pounds of sugar, in the forest, that I'm going to sell directly to the consumer. All for a low, low price of one dollar per pound!

Santos L. Halper

Who, or what is Santos L. Halper?

You’ll never pass this course if you don’t know the periodic table

Eh, I'll write it on my hand

Hah! Including all known lanthanides and actinides? Good luck!

Excuse me, what are you doing?

Giving you the beating of your life!

Stop that! If you wanted him that badly why didn't you just say so?

Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.

Oh, very well, it’s time for your bribe

Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing...

Or you can trade it all in for what's in this box!

The box, the box!